Its only for those who understand

She wrote with panache. All that anger in her, she penned it down with grace. The queen of satire. People read her ,loved her, and above all agreed to her.But then all this came with some criticism. Anyways, that was a part of her work.One day she met a guy. A guy who was unaware of the world. Always...

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The three phases

Phase 1: An engineer enters into an IIM with loads of expectations and dreams. Pay package, reputation in the society, recognition, fast cars,materialism,hot chicks, work-hard-party-harder amuse him. He is like everyone, same night outs, same submissions, same group work. Cliched idea of life.Phase...

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My ideal girl..

***This post contains some explicit words.She should be a girl from the Indian villages who:1. who'd wear a red lipstick n funny heels on our honeymoon in ooty.2.and she'd be holdin on to my shirt the whole time.3.yaa n wen i go for office then she will touch my feet n do the whole "mera pati mera bhagwaan" nautanki n pack aloo ki sabzi for me4.she wont even take my name and wen i wud b in office...

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The girl, the hope and the retrospection

Given a wish, I wud like to eradicate poverty..Not that I am any guy who is all for charity but yes some-times(rather many times) I see poverty and it bugs me.. I will tell you about this little girl who is from my home town. This girl taught me that hope was the greatest thing which keeps u alive. Her father does not work and mother cleans utensils in our nearby. I asked this girl wat she wanted...

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I can't write about.....

hi guys,I came here to write and this time I m not drunk. So if I suck ,I am to be blamed unlike the last post where the advising lady stole all the limelight.I thought a lot about wat topic to write on. I can't write like those people who have been tagged and then they write the whole post about two...

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Of forks,knives and spoons

on public demand I write this...If I suck then curse this lady who said "we write our best wen we r drunk"Anyways my mind has loads of things running in it..like a perfect cocktail..U know i don't like cocktails.why do they mix up things. its like those remixes songs I can't bear.You know my life has...

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Its not just a biography

I am not good in English because I was born in a small town in Bihar. My parents could not afford to send me outside my hometown(read:homevillage) to pursue my education.But I have learned the mathematical tables from 1 to 20 very well. Probably that is the only thing I know fully by heart, apart from The Hanumaan Chaalisa(the forty lines prose sung in praise of Lord Hanuman).But you know I like...

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Random Bullshit.

The one you love never loves you and the one who loves you you cannot love.Yes,Murphy has a true exponent in me.Concept of love at first sight is crap.. I really fall for it everytime I travel by the Delhi bus Number 100. There are people who read my blog's every post and every time their compliment...

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Of fools and rats!!

Dear Reader,Suddenly I feel I have too much of mental energy so I want it to drain that out. So I opted to write.Wow, wat a foolish utilization of extra energy.Obviously I know u wont go thru whole of wat I write. But think again do I care for u?Anyways I dont have distinct topics to write about.I...

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This post has subliminal messages.

when u get more than u deserve.. u dont want to lose it.there is a fear..same goes with happiness..and one day fear overpowers happiness.But dont worry its cyclic. Even happiness overpowers fear.--Scribbled by Vikas Chand...

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Why do all hate him?

This guy cud be everybody's role model.He is different. But everybody hates him.I donno why because i tend to like this guy for he is different. He doesn't care.Anyways I will put some points abt this guy and u decide whether is he worth hating?1. Everybody says he is weird.But he says everyone is...

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The teacher

I was rummaging through my closet.Then I found this note.about 16 years old.This note is about Ma'am BhatiaMy class teacher then.It saysWhen I grow upI would like to be you ma'amA teacher.I would also give some one an expensive fountain penwhen his hand-writing is bad.I would also give sweets to my childrenwhen they spell the word bureaucracy right.And when its their last dayI will bless them and...

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Tale of two girls

In my lyf I only dated two girls: one was undersmart and the other oversmart.and trust me I loved undersmart more than the oversmart.UNDERSMART: She was like-never understanding anything I said. She liked the latest bollywood songs with Sharukh in it.She laughed at every PJ I cracked. She liked my...

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The Crap Couple

There was this-crap guy..who talked nothing but crap(bakwaas in hindi) and then there was this girl who also talked nothing but crap.They were the only two people in the world whose lives were untouched by the financial recession.They considered money as their biggest competitor and they always said...

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To all the CHIN lovers

Everything that began had to end but at the tender age of 27.YA.CHIN committed suicide in the year 2030.Her suicide note:Since, All greats die at the age of 27.JANIS JOPLIN Died October 4th, 1970JIM MORRISON died July 3rd, 1971JIMMY HENDRIX died September 18th, 1970KURT COBAIN died April 5th, 1994I was standing all along the watch tower.then I found my stairway to heaven.I m taking it.I leave away...

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Reviews:Autobiography of an unknown girl

Note: Before reading this .please read the original post "Autobiography of an unknown girl"Hi, this is not CHIN but myself who messed it up in the last post. I haven't got such wildest of reviews for any of my other posts and hence the autobiography of an unknown girl is special to me.Actually I should have limited it to being a biography but I wanted to say it in a words of a 6 year old girl and...

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Autobiography of an unknown girl

Well, to introduce myself, I was born on 1st March 2003.If U people don't remember this date,then to remind U ,it was the day Sachin Tendulkar tormented Pakis in the world cup with his brilliant 97.Hence they call me "CHIN"(sachin minus S and A).I hate this name and find it too stupid.I have two sisters and no brother and my father is also a lonely brother to 6 sisters. So we have dearth of men at...

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Three Friends

There were three friends named 'mypast' , 'mypresent' and 'myfuture'..the relationship amongst them can be eulogized as frenship but they were all on fighting terms...All wanted to prove that they were superior to others and in no way their vendetta for each other was a healthy one..They were also...

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Fourteenth of February 2009

Its valentines day and everything's same except that I resorted to make the day different by listening to love songs only and watching two or three romantic movies..Atleast it wud keep me abreast with wat love is!!!!The day was different in the sort that the messages I received in the morning were...

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