***This post contains some explicit words.
She should be a girl from the Indian villages who:
1. who'd wear a red lipstick n funny heels on our honeymoon in ooty.
2.and she'd be holdin on to my shirt the whole time.
3.yaa n wen i go for office then she will touch my feet n do the whole "mera pati mera bhagwaan" nautanki n pack aloo ki sabzi for me
4.she wont even take my name and wen i wud b in office then she will sit in the drawing room n read books like " learn angrezi in 10 days".
5. n then one night the poor lil thing will try her best to seduce me n wear sexy lingrie n be like "lets have saxxxx".
6. To spice up my bland saaaxxx life I might as well be havin an affair wid the office secretary
7.she will get better but till then half of my hair will be gone.
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PS: All above are the statements coming from devilish mind of Sapna Dandona(name changed).Thanx Sapna for helping me visualise my bright future.
PPS: I dont mean to offend anyone here and I also don't intend to be a chauvinist.
My ideal girl..
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tathaastu............
u forgot to mention the part whr u'd be soo powerfully repelled that u wudnt mind turning into a homo.lol.
sapna dandona (name changed ofcourse :P )
You forgot to mention her packing your suitcase with mothball smelling towels and elaborate snacks for your overnight 'business trips' hahhahaa
@thakur: tu sach mein ram hai
@anonymous:yeah homo with the pizza guy...but u knew i wudnot put that
@mikim:hahaha i skipped that..later i m getting much more ideas to wat she wud do..
Wish you good luck for your bright future man..hope u find your Ideal girl soon :)
Goodday!!
And and she'll wave to you every morning when you leave for office till she loses sight of you.
And of course call you every hour asking about your well-being, your work (which she does not understand) and what to cook for dinner.
Well i think every guy in 90's used to think of his ideal girl like this...m quite sure...
Par meri ideal gal tumhare ideal gal se bahut alag hai..Damn sure... :)
jus kidding..
Your other blog with B?W pictures is very nice...wish i could take pictures like that :)
See you around :)
@swati:oh thank u!
@bondgal:hahahaha i will insisit for a kiss but whe wud restrict to a gud bye wave!
@mahesh: yaar, tujhe teri ideal girl mil jaaye..but obviously i dont want the one i mentioned in this post.
thanx for showering such praises
do guys actually want that??
i remember a cousin saying that out loud to his mom,
i want a girl from the interiors of Gujarat, with half her face under cover
really??
=D besides you being a swine there (kidding), it was funny =P
Thanks :)
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yaar you are good.... I will give an analogy
fresh-outta-high-school:Chetan Bhagat ::us:you
amen
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