To all the CHIN lovers

Everything that began had to end but at the tender age of 27.

YA.CHIN committed suicide in the year 2030.

Her suicide note:

Since, All greats die at the age of 27.

JANIS JOPLIN Died October 4th, 1970
JIM MORRISON died July 3rd, 1971
JIMMY HENDRIX died September 18th, 1970
KURT COBAIN died April 5th, 1994

I was standing all along the watch tower.
then I found my stairway to heaven.I m taking it.
I leave away the piece of my heart.
All apologies for that.

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She was so muddled into rock music and ya we are yet to discover her greatness.

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Reviews:Autobiography of an unknown girl

Note: Before reading this .please read the original post "Autobiography of an unknown girl"

Hi, this is not CHIN but myself who messed it up in the last post. I haven't got such wildest of reviews for any of my other posts and hence the autobiography of an unknown girl is special to me.
Actually I should have limited it to being a biography but I wanted to say it in a words of a 6 year old girl and hence messed it up.

I wanted to convey so many things and also didn't want to bore the readers with a long one. Hence messed it up.

I wanted to talk about Indian cricket craze. The poor sex ratio.the quacks. but most important the education scene where the moral education class is not wat it supposed to be.Hence too many in one messed it up.

The style of writing was too casual and seemed only a drunkard cud write this.
Anyway the best part I wud like to post some of the reviews here::

Ved(IIMK):i din understd the post.read twice.. :( how is it related to sachin n cricket?

Tanu(IIMK): oye...its as outrageous as possible..i mean, wt is that....kitne peg ke baad likha tha??....actually the effect that you are trying to achieve is not coming...see, you this style is hard to get, especially teh efeect that this kind of stories create.so, practise

Utkarsh(ISM):it was down to earth and true..better than criticising the education system with heaviest of words.

pYrO(ISM): ye baat kuch hajam nahi hui ...kya convey karna chahte ho??..ek point hai the pathetic sex ratio in india.but wat is the main point?

Anurag(ISM): sahi to last waaala...nice conflict..fiction par kood gaye...booker leye ke maanoge kaa vikas babu.

nP(ISM) :i don't get it. what i being told ? does generate a flow anyhow. hoping to see more of it, where does CHIN land up eventually.by the way, was it an Autobiography, or a Biography told in first person ?

Chinmayee(Singhania school): These words sound like they belong to an artist. It's one of the most uncomfortably touching piece i've read. Whenever something touches you truly, you want to embrace it... but thats not the case here. There's got to be something more to this... Something I don't know of........

Siddharth(ISM): bhai......pahli baar mein to everything went above my head..........bahut ooocha sochta hai yaar.......lekin yeh sirf darooo k baad hi kyun???

nihit(ISM): its out of human league to comprehend..i guess



So, U understand how dear the post has become to me. I enjoyed writing it more than anything.

Thanks all.Love U.Your reviews have made it much more meaningful.
and ya I am no artist but a messed up,intoxicated person who just tries too many things and also nearly screws up with most of them.But i love this -LIVING on the EDGE thing.

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Autobiography of an unknown girl

Well, to introduce myself, I was born on 1st March 2003.If U people don't remember this date,then to remind U ,it was the day Sachin Tendulkar tormented Pakis in the world cup with his brilliant 97.Hence they call me "CHIN"(sachin minus S and A).I hate this name and find it too stupid.

I have two sisters and no brother and my father is also a lonely brother to 6 sisters. So we have dearth of men at our home but my grandmother says that our family contributes a lot in improving the dilapidated sex ratio of India.

But my father met a doctor shyly because he wants to have a son.But Dr. Patel says that my father has only x chromosome and y chromosome was necessary to produce a male child.My second sister says that Dr. Patel is a quack.

My eldest sister is doing MBA from Indraprastha Institute of Management.She is such an innocent girl that she would never lie or cheat.But she failed in her business ethics paper. I cried a lot that night because I thought she was the most ethical person I knew.

My second sister is studying in class 8th. She is herself a quack like Dr. Patel.She lies and she cheats.But yesterday she called to inform me that she had scored 100 out of 100 in her moral education paper. I cried again because she was the most immoral person I knew.

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Three Friends

There were three friends named 'mypast' , 'mypresent' and 'myfuture'..the relationship amongst them can be eulogized as frenship but they were all on fighting terms...All wanted to prove that they were superior to others and in no way their vendetta for each other was a healthy one..They were also called the Three Musketeers not after the book but because their frens were devout fans of Danny Boyle.

They were of 3 different generations...however their birthdays were the same..'Mypresent' was the most emotional of them...and 'mypast' and 'myfuture' were most of the tym successful in either scaring 'mypresent' or tickling him. but the two were aware that the two were dependent on 'mypresent'..If 'mypresent' died..all died.

Now a piece of their conversation(brawl).


'Mypast': I am the best of U..I played for U - the cricket with one tip one hand rule..I am the proof how U bunked classes.How foolish a toddler U were,how stupid an a child and how dud an adolescent.I remind U how U guys boozed first...I remind U of that football on the roof and how U always watched Shawshank Redemption umpteen number of times with the same passion...

'Myfuture': I amused U the most..How U dream of dating the most beautiful girl..How U dream of owning a BMW..how U hope of sitting in the emirates and drinking in the arsenal pub..I have the power of taking U to the biggest of heights and the kiss the most beautiful of the girls in the world.Thats me--'myfuture'.

'Mypresent' sat in the corner smiling,smirking .Then he had a gulp of the chilled Corona beer and said---" Guys get a break I m gonna pee". The rest two Muskeeters followed!!!

-------------------------------Thank You------------------------

PS- this piece is an outcome of few pints of beer(an excuse for the shit I wrote!!)

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