Testimonials!!

Well wen I left college, the last hue and cry raised was abt testimonials..a section where we praise each other lavishly..wat was meant to be a true testimony of the time spent together turns out to b a collection of false praises..

Today wen I was quite down with the heat and a bit of nostalgia, I went thru them and was quite happy...people have written with such an effort and wow they played with the words so nicely..u really feel good after that.

Well while few of those lies really lifted my morale but some of those ended tickling me to the fullest..

Now I mention some of the hilarious parts ....

1. Vikas and me are brothers from different mothers. He is a real dude. He........( praise kar raha hai yeah gaali de raha hai)

2. Dude, u are an iconoclastic guy. You can drink loads of beers and talk endlessly. I will ......(i cant see any relationship here-iconoclastic and load of beers)

3. Wen other VCs stood for Victoria Cross, Vice Chancellor, Venture Capitalist, this guy meant something different....(wow this VC was Vikas Chandra)

4. When I think of this guy, he reminds me of Forrest Gump...(Forrest Gump???)

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PS: Few of u guys who wrote it might end up reading this.So please don't have that double thought that u did a blunder by writing my testimonial on zamorin.

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In a bored state of mind

Pardon this post as its being written in a bored state of mind..

1. I took my cycle and crossed the river to come to a cyber cafe to write this post which i dunno will even be submitted or not.

2. Now I know the filmy side of me comes from my mom...wen i returned home after my MBA , my mom did an aarti (waali nautanki)...I asked "MOM WHY ALL THIS?".. my mom said " beta Jaya Bacchan did that to shahrukh in Kabhi-khushi-kabhi-gam after he returned home completing his MBA!!"

3. One of my frens found a girl on Orkut,saw her on a webcam, chatted to her for hours, talked to her on phone...later their kundalis matched and marriage fixed(I was invited too)..but the guy saw her first tym on the mandap(place of marriage) and then he whispered in my ears-" dude she is not the same webcam one" !!!!

4. One of the places where Indians are treated as heroes or superiors is Bhutan..I realized it wen I was in Thimpu's disco wen many girls wud come to our face( we were four of us) and start giggling and trying to initiate conversation..Finally one of us four was able to score!!Well me??
I am not interested!!!

5. Lastly wat is the full form of KKR?? They say KKR won...I am still not able to get wats that!!!
Shit before I cud get wat KKR was they say dada scored...now who is this dada??


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