***This post contains some explicit words.
She should be a girl from the Indian villages who:
1. who'd wear a red lipstick n funny heels on our honeymoon in ooty.
2.and she'd be holdin on to my shirt the whole time.
3.yaa n wen i go for office then she will touch my feet n do the whole "mera pati mera bhagwaan" nautanki n pack aloo ki sabzi for me
4.she wont even take my name and wen i wud b in office then she will sit in the drawing room n read books like " learn angrezi in 10 days".
5. n then one night the poor lil thing will try her best to seduce me n wear sexy lingrie n be like "lets have saxxxx".
6. To spice up my bland saaaxxx life I might as well be havin an affair wid the office secretary
7.she will get better but till then half of my hair will be gone.
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PS: All above are the statements coming from devilish mind of Sapna Dandona(name changed).Thanx Sapna for helping me visualise my bright future.
PPS: I dont mean to offend anyone here and I also don't intend to be a chauvinist.
She should be a girl from the Indian villages who:
1. who'd wear a red lipstick n funny heels on our honeymoon in ooty.
2.and she'd be holdin on to my shirt the whole time.
3.yaa n wen i go for office then she will touch my feet n do the whole "mera pati mera bhagwaan" nautanki n pack aloo ki sabzi for me
4.she wont even take my name and wen i wud b in office then she will sit in the drawing room n read books like " learn angrezi in 10 days".
5. n then one night the poor lil thing will try her best to seduce me n wear sexy lingrie n be like "lets have saxxxx".
6. To spice up my bland saaaxxx life I might as well be havin an affair wid the office secretary
7.she will get better but till then half of my hair will be gone.
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PS: All above are the statements coming from devilish mind of Sapna Dandona(name changed).Thanx Sapna for helping me visualise my bright future.
PPS: I dont mean to offend anyone here and I also don't intend to be a chauvinist.
