Sabbatical

'Swan Song'- He begs to differ. But yeah he agrees to the word 'sabbatical'. Sabbatical from the blogging world and he refuses to budge to all those sentimental and emotional run he had blogging on the link which meant contrary to wat he wrote.

He believes he is going to bombay. He will fall down the local train and people will trample all over him and hence he will end up writing even crazier blogs. He believes in a city where no one cares about anyone he will enjoy being in the 'womb of anonymity'.

The new life was there for him! With its multitude promises and scares in equal measures, he wondered what lied ahead.

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So I guess I'll remain the same.
Gud Luck.
I am done.

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He and her

He had few but intimate friends
She had many friends, many!
He was modest
But she she was her own favourite.
The two , guy and the girl reacted towards each other.

One day he was fed up of her and her so many friends.
she did not have tym for him but only the praises showered on her.

She also could not help
she was used to so many praises
by so many people around her.
She was happy to be in her owns pradise
however fools it may accommodate.

He got bored because he had nothing to do
She was all the same because for her life was the same
Nothing changed
She was the queen bee
but He was a loner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who will save Balbir Pasha?

Balbir Pasha the protagonist of our story was a perfect loner. He claimed to be a victim of this system. A system where he was forced to do wat the crowd wanted him to. He cribbed about being a rat in the rat-race.

Now what our Balbir Pasha does all the times is spectate, criticise and regret.Now some of the quotes direct from Balbir Pasha are:
How much so ever Barney Stenson says, I hate to wear suits.
If you are not the master of your destiny or the captain of your own soul, try alcohol.Its better late than never.
Grass on other side is marijuana
Hope is the most fooling word u guys heard of
Now u chase the money, later money will chase you but never you and the money will be together.


Blabir Pasha is now going thru a grind..Obviously for wat he shud have been than wat he is..

***The reader is free to interpret this classic piece of writing to watever (s)he wishes.

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Angel

It had been just two days after I had lost to her in the quiz competition that we met again. I was in my favorite cafe reading the book "My name is Red".Not able to decipher wat writer(translator) wanted to convey, I looked up and I saw her with her two friends smiling. With the loss in my mind that smile seemed to be a smirk targetted on the vanquished- me.

I left the cafe paying my bills hiding glances at her. When out of the cafe, I felt a tug on my shoulder and the same girl was standing. I thought she was there to torment me but still asked her the reason for stalking me. She gave me my book(my name is red) which I had left in the cafe .And before I could thank her. She went away. There was note inside-"You were better(in the quiz) but I was lucky".

Today when I came to know about her from our common friend, she said the girl had died of a road accident.This post is dedicated to her.

Moral of the story: If u don't believe in angels, start believing!

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2010

1.My resume is a disaster. I have not done much in life except making it to IIMs.Trust me that even seems hollow here.It has left me in such huge debts.

2. I write and u read. Some of you say its kick ass stuff. Some of you get pissed off because u expect something here.haha

3. I am crazy and I am random. I do watever I wish .No ambitions.But many a times I feel I have no control over myself. I am driven by a force. Might be peer-pressure, social pressure.

4.The best compliment I ever got was that " This guy(me) will surely do something marvelous in his lyf" Quite an optimistic comment.

5. anyways I will stop cribbing. Happy new year . 2009 aggrevated my confusion and 2010 is expected to ease it a bit.

Take care.

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Its only for those who understand

She wrote with panache. All that anger in her, she penned it down with grace. The queen of satire. People read her ,loved her, and above all agreed to her.
But then all this came with some criticism. Anyways, that was a part of her work.

One day she met a guy. A guy who was unaware of the world. Always jovial. Carefree.
For her, it was love at first sight.
For him, he didnot care.

She approached him, but again he took her casually. She tried a lot to impress him. But then he didnot budge. Some people are not made for that love thingy,u know.

Her heart broke. She was angry and she wrote more about it. That was known as her best work. Uncriticised work.

Moral of the story: If someone broke your heart, write about it, It definitely helps!!!

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The three phases

Phase 1: An engineer enters into an IIM with loads of expectations and dreams. Pay package, reputation in the society, recognition, fast cars,materialism,hot chicks, work-hard-party-harder amuse him. He is like everyone, same night outs, same submissions, same group work. Cliched idea of life.

Phase 2: Seeks fun in free-riding. Realises money is not everything. Only quality life amuses him. Wants to travel, see places.He blogs. He clicks pictures.He plays guitar.

Phase 3: Nothing amuses him.


**Lately I have indulged in lots of self-marketing.I m done with it. And trust me this post is a last nail in that coffin of my personal marketing.

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My ideal girl..

***This post contains some explicit words.

She should be a girl from the Indian villages who:

1. who'd wear a red lipstick n funny heels on our honeymoon in ooty.

2.and she'd be holdin on to my shirt the whole time.

3.yaa n wen i go for office then she will touch my feet n do the whole "mera pati mera bhagwaan" nautanki n pack aloo ki sabzi for me

4.she wont even take my name and wen i wud b in office then she will sit in the drawing room n read books like " learn angrezi in 10 days".

5. n then one night the poor lil thing will try her best to seduce me n wear sexy lingrie n be like "lets have saxxxx".

6. To spice up my bland saaaxxx life I might as well be havin an affair wid the office secretary

7.she will get better but till then half of my hair will be gone.
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PS: All above are the statements coming from devilish mind of Sapna Dandona(name changed).Thanx Sapna for helping me visualise my bright future.
PPS: I dont mean to offend anyone here and I also don't intend to be a chauvinist.

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The girl, the hope and the retrospection

Given a wish, I wud like to eradicate poverty..Not that I am any guy who is all for charity but yes some-times(rather many times) I see poverty and it bugs me..

I will tell you about this little girl who is from my home town. This girl taught me that hope was the greatest thing which keeps u alive. Her father does not work and mother cleans utensils in our nearby. I asked this girl wat she wanted to be.... This girl just wanted to be rich.. She said-" I study and thats why one day I will b rich".(I am going home this december and wud add the pic of the girl to the post).

I like going back to my hometown and see wats my roots are..I have been a hosteler since I was 8 year old..I hated it then because we have 4 hour electricity and only doordarshan in TV..There were times i wanted to run away. But now I vie to be there..I love to sit on the roof and observe or read or retrospect.. I remember going to my boarding school and not being able to be a part of discussion about serials on Sony or Zee.

Anyways things are improving in my home-town..Now schools are there..The government has allowed free cycles to girls who go to school and the parents see some compensation in sending there child to school..But there are miles to go....

Anyways this post of mine was not written nonchalantly!!

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